Ok Ok!

I admit it.

I am Jealous.

My husband is in Las Vegas and calls me this morning to talk and he tells me that he went out dancing last night. This is very UN-Tom behavior. I havent even danced with him since high school. I didnt even realize that it was jealousy I was feeling until later. Lucky girls. Now I desperately want to dance with my husband.

Mrs Magoo

Do you remember Mr Magoo? The cartoon about the old blind/senile guy?

I have started to feel like the female version of that character lately. Its been a bit nuts.

• I could not find my keys today. I found them in the fridge 3 hours later.
• I took my 3 year old into target with his underwear on the outside of his pants and did not notice until my 4 year old pointed it out.
• I screwed up the spelling of my last name and second guessed myself twice today.

Its been crazy.

So you want to hear something gross? Im going to tell you anyway. Sorry. While we were at target this evening I took the kids into the bathroom. They all go into their own stalls and I go in to check on boston. In his stall there was Blood (not his) all over the floor and he had walked in it and was tracking it everywhere! Seriously, If you bleed on the floor wouldnt you clean it up or at least tell someone. I told the people at the counter but still, I had to take his boots off and wash them with the anti bacterial soap in the store. Makes me want to gag. Seriously people! have some respect!

Lucky

Do you ever stop and just wonder "How did I ever get so lucky?"

I have the BEST husband in the entire world.
3 Great-ish kiddos. (they have their moments, we all do =))
and
The blessing of being a stay at home mom.

Today was just that day for me. I just basked in it. Thanked God for it. And will continue to thank God for it. What a great feeling.

Gag-Worthy? Really?

I ran over the foosball table again this afternoon. This time I didnt tell anyone. (Shhhh its a secret)

Other than that, I was a very good housewife today. =) I made gumdrops, cleaned house, grocery shopped ALONE, and hung up Yankee Car Jars around the house (because they smell delicious, thats why!)

Sooooo....Yesterday I took Natalie out shopping and we went to Bath and Body works. She LOVES that store. She tries on everything until she stinks and makes my eyes water. I love her anyway. She got to buy an Anti bacterial had gel and thought she was the most awesome kid ever because of it. I smelled everything looking for a yummy scent for my house and I found it, Its called Apple cider and I bought the house spray. I brought it home and ended up spraying it this morning throughout my house. It took about 10 min before Tom came in the room and was like:

Tom: "Ummm is that the spray you bought yesterday?"
Alicia: "Yes it is"
Tom:"Could you not use it again please, Its Gag-Worthy"

God bless marriage. I am apparantly going to be tossing it.. unless anyone wants it? I liked it, apparantly I have "gag-worthy" taste in scent.

The real purpose of beans.......

Lucas: Mommy, My nose hurts!

Me: Why does your nose hurt?

Lucas: I put beans in it.

Me (Internal dialogue): WTH! You have got to be kidding me! *&^&*#%$!!!!

Me: Come here and let me see. Yep there are beans up there. Why did you put beans in your nose?

Lucas: They fit.


URGH! Nothing to finish off a day better than bean retreival in a 3 year olds nose. I did get them out(I have mad skills you know...=)), there were 4 of them. This child of mine sure makes my days an adventure, not always of the good kind. But an adventure none the less.

Karalee helped me with photoshop.

Well...I learned a lesson this week

What I should know about driving the company car.

1. Dont BLAST Miley Cyrus and sing along. "Nodding my head like ...yeah..........." This draws negative attention to company.
2. I didnt pay attention when my light turned green because I was preoccupied with said Miley Cyrus song.
3. I shouldnt glare at the people who honk at me to go on the green light. Its not my fault they dont like Miley Cyrus.
4. I need to remeber that my husbands cell phone number is plastered on the side door of the car. There is nothing more embarassing than being "told on" at 28 years old.

I also managed to drive over the foosball table yesterday. dont ask me how i did it. Im not exactly sure. But it got hooked under the expedition and I managed to drag a 150lb foosball table out of the garage and into the driveway before I knew it was even stuck.

And....Poor Keri heard the noise and came out the help before she even knew what I had done. Apparantly EVERYONE is aware that I cannot seem to go a week without destroying something.

Well, At least Im fun =)