Santa is an Equal Opportunity Employer

Well i guess we know who is going to be on the Naughty list this year.....

Boston and Myself are in the mall this afternoon doing our last minute christmas shopping. He decided that he wanted to see Santa. No big deal right? Ugh.

Im pretty sure the a group home or something was having a christmas outing because there were dozens of people with downs syndrome wearing red and green santa hats and "helping out" the photo people.
He sits on Santa's lap and before the big jolly guy can say anything Boston comes out with......"Why is all your elves retarded?"

I about died right there.

I grabbed him and announced to Santa, "He wants an xbox 360" I shoved that candy cane in his mouth to prevent any further damage and pretty much got out of there as fast as I could with a 5 year old going "What?".


Not a good day, not a good day at all.

I Quit.