I thought this stuff wasnt supposed to happen until they're teenagers.

I noticed Luke laying on the couch on his back today. He announced "Mommy! Look!". He had taken 6 of Natalie's rubberbands for her hair ( the little ones) and wrapped them around his penis. It was PURPLE! I panicked and tried to get them off as fast as I could (Hello! My grandchildren are going to come from there!) I got all of them and he slowly turned back to the fleshy toned color that he needs to be, but seriously! Why me?! He is only 3 for goodness sake, What am I going to do when he's 14?

To top that off, He is mad at me for taking them off. He wanted to "show Daddy". Daddy doesnt really need to see all this, I promise.

Good Lord be with me!
I quit.