- You wait for your children to go to sleep so that you can catch the latest episode of iCarly that you recorded "for the kids".
- You spend over an hour researching how to dry bananas the correct way.
- You know that you get 2 hours to yourself tomorrow and still cannot think of anything other than housework to get done during that time.
- You fantasize about a tattoo that you are still to chicken to get.
- You consider adding "benefiber" to everything you eat, just because.
- You secretly want black hair even knowing you'll look like a high school goth.
- You paint your fingernails "slut red" cause you have nothing better to do.
- You get excited about going to work at midnight.
- You read ahead in the chapter book you are reading to your children because you really want to know what happens to Junie B!
Yeah you guessed it. Its ME! Such is my life =)
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1 comments:
!1.iCarly is such a cute show!
2. If you don't research how to do something it could end up being a big waste of time! No prob there!
3. It is so nice being able to do housework with nobody getting in your face EVERY FIVE SECONDS!!
4. Ok- tattoos aren't that bad- just do it!
5. huh?
6. I can't see you with black hair...
7. Slut red? Why not?! Hell yeah I would paint my nails slut red!
8. I don't think I could EVER be excited about going to work. Ever.
9. Certain kids' books are great! There is nothing wrong with enjoying a book, no matter what the age group it is targeting!
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