Luke...you make me crazy.

Shopping in Safeway for groceries with my baby boy (5) can be a bit of an anxiety inducer because you are never really sure what is going to come out of his sweet little mouth.

We are in the frozen section looking....

"Mom, What are we getting?"

"Chicken breasts for dinner tonight."

and as LOUDLY as he can yell it "BREASTS?! I LOVE BREASTS!!!"

Same trip...I decide to buy sparkling cider for the kids.

"WooHoo! We get WINE!"

"Gah! Lucas! This is not wine!"

"Dang it....that sucks"