::Sigh::

Boston: Mom! I love you!
Me: I love you too Bo!
( a few seconds pass)
Boston: Actually, I love Dad more than you Mom!

Great.

I went to take a bath last night and noticed that all the jets in my tub were plugged up with tampons. I can thank Luke for that one. He was so proud of himself "It fits mommy!"
Another luke story...ok here you go. Keri (our employee) came and told me that she thought that Luke pooped. Yes, he did. On the floor in front of toms office, and then he tried to just cover it up with a towel so that we wouldnt notice. I mean really! Oh well, I love him anyway.

In the last few days Lucas has:

1. Colored with sharpie in my kitchen table.
2. Colored with pencil on the woodwork in the hall.
3. pooped on the floor
4. tortured the cat
5. feed oreos to my chickens
6. dumped an entire bottle of shampoo down the drain
7. brushed happy's (the dog) teeth
8. cut holes in some of his clothing
9. decorated the toilet seat with stickers
10. and had 2 spiderman action figures melted when he put them in the oven when it was off.

and a partridge in a pear tree............