3 year old boy for sale!

He was supposed to be taking a nap.
Luke pooped into his toy bin, it got everywhere including onto the picture my mom had just crosstiched for Boston, all over the carpet, the bed and the bathroom. When I was all done having him help me clean it up I asked him "Is there anything else you want to tell me?" and he answered "Yes, I peed in my pirate shit." and yes he had.

deep breath alicia..............

I quit.

(If you didnt read previous postings about lucas' speech "Pirate shit" is really pirate ship)