Living with Spiderman

AKA: Lucas Sauvageau

While dressed in full spiderman attire he colored little spiderwebs onto my couch with ink pen.

At dinner tonight he sang "Jingle bells, jingle bells, jingle all the boobies". I mean....really? He has been obsessed with touching mine lately. Its getting really irritating. Anybody know what the deal is with that? (other that the fact that he is a male child) =)

I quit.