Masculine Mama

Boston: Dad, Can I sleep in bed with you?

Me: Boston, its just mommy in bed, Daddy is already up.

Boston: oh.

::pause::

Boston: Mom, you look just like a man.



I mean....really? I look like a man? Do I have stubble too? I quit.

Ugh...really?

I just found written on the wall in crayon "Luke did this NOT Boston".

hmmm....I wonder who could've written that? ;)

that kid of mine (of latin orgin?)

Boston.....ugh. I love that kid but he just makes me stand in awe and shake my head sometimes.

Apparantly I talk to myself alot out loud......hence these two almost identical scenarios that have happened in the last 2 weeks.

1. We are in the Dr.'s office and I am talking about how great my husband is. Boston pipes up with "I thought you said he was a "hot piece of ass"? I about died right there. I could feel the fire burning under my cheeks. Thank goodness the Dr thought that was HILARIOUS.
2. We are in the checkout at Safeway. The lady hands me my receipt and says "thanks mrs.Sauvageau" which then leads to a conversation about my husbands company and how nice of a man he is to which Boston again responds" But Mom! I thought that he was a Hot Piece of Ass!" Loudly I might add. The checker in the next line busted up while mine was trying really really hard to keep a strait face. I just said "I'm so sorry" and walked off.

Which brings us to today.....I was driving the kids to school and complimented Boston on his adorable little beanie hat (it is sooooo cute on him!). He said thanks and I walked him into school. His little friends come running at him and he yells"I'm a BEANER BOY!" you should've seen the looks I got....I just had to turn and walk out.

I love that kid....but............

I quit.