Oh its on!!

Score
WASPS-1
ALICIA-0

Freaking bees! I am trying to get fall cleanup going on here! I was sweeping the porch and I bumped a table and got swarmed by wasps! I freaked out and ran inside and now am sitting here stewing and plotting my revenge.

Wasp spray....Check
Hose....Check
Tequila for courage....Check

Wish me luck!

If I stop him.....

I miss out on the most entertaining stories.

I had just finished making 7 pints of perfect grape jelly. I yell "Luker, I'm Awesome!"
He, without missing a beat pipes up with "No your not dude, dont lie."

I just rolled laughing. I love that kid.

We have been watching too much Cirque du Soleil apparantly, Whenever I can hear luke deep breathing from another room I know that I need to get there immediately to intervene. Take today for example, I hear deep nasal breathing from the living room so I go running in there to find that he has created a "highwire" between the couch and coffee table with my dust mop and is attempting to cross it BLINDFOLDED. Mama's little Cirque boy ;) I let him do it knowing that he was going to fall. And he did. He gets up off the ground looks at me and says "I shouldnt eat so much candy, Im getting to heavy to fly"